I Identify As A Problem Hoodie
A soft, midweight hoodie with a calm, deadpan statement across the chest: “I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM.” It reads like a wry, self-aware line you’d drop in a crowded coffee shop or on a long train ride, quietly bold without shouting. The relaxed drop-shoulder cut and roomy pouch pocket make it an easy layer for slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or low-key hangouts. The fabric has a substantial yet soft hand: a ring-spun cotton blend that holds its shape and print while feeling gentle against skin. Thoughtfully made in OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified mills with WRAP and FLA partnerships, this hoodie fits people who care about comfort and the story behind what they wear. It’s for anyone who leans into irony, dry humor, and a minimalist aesthetic — someone who wants a statement piece that’s more conversational than loud.
Product features
- 2-piece color-matched jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and clean lines
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, modern fit
- Large pouch pocket for hands and small essentials
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric: soft, structured, and durable
- Sustainably and ethically produced (OEKO-TEX Standard 100, FLA & WRAP certified)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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